South African humour

The best South African laugh for a while: We forgot the handbrake a few weeks ago, and our car rolled a few hundred metres across a parking lot and into a new BMW. The damages were HIGH. Our insurance company sent us a package with the note “Dear Mr. Collie, The perfect ABS braking system. […]

Growing tomatoes

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?” The […]

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