The best South African laugh for a while:
We forgot the handbrake a few weeks ago, and our car rolled a few hundred metres across a parking lot and into a new BMW. The damages were HIGH. Our insurance company sent us a package with the note “Dear Mr. Collie, The perfect ABS braking system. Regards, Karabo.” Enclosed in this overnight Fed-exed package? A brick. You have to love a sense of humour. But you wonder if they’d get your claim sorted sooner if they weren’t so busy mailing out bricks.