Try saying…

I’m sure many of you have felt the urge to say certain things at work at some time or another. Maybe the following phrases will come in handy in the future:

1.	Try Saying:	I think you could do with more training	Instead Of:	You don’t have a f***ing clue, do you?
2.	Try Saying:	She’s an aggressive go-getter	Instead Of:	She’s a f**ing power-crazy btch
3.	Try Saying:	Perhaps I can work late	Instead Of:	And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?
4.	Try Saying:	I’m certain that isn’t feasible	Instead Of:	F*** off a*se-hole
5.	Try Saying:	Really?	Instead Of:	Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole
6.	Try Saying:	Perhaps you should check with..	Instead Of:	Tell someone who gives a f***.
7.	Try Saying:	I wasn’t involved in the project.	Instead Of:	Not my f***ing problem.
8.	Try Saying:	That’s interesting.	Instead Of:	What the f***?
9.	Try Saying:	I’m not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.	Instead Of:	No f***ing chance mate.
10.	Try Saying:	It will be tight, but I’ll try to schedule it in	Instead Of:	Why the f*** didn’t you tell me that yesterday?
11.	Try Saying:	He’s not familiar with the issues	Instead Of:	He’s got his head up his f**ing ase.
12.	Try Saying:	Excuse me, sir?	Instead Of:	Oi, f*** face.
13.	Try Saying:	Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway	Instead Of:	Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.