So it would seem that Mr Squeaky clean golfer isn’t such a good boy after all. Maybe I should have written “… he’s just a very naughty boy” in my previous Tigermania post after all. How many ‘ladies’ is he entertaining?
Anyway, just to cheer me up I thought I would post these:
- Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
- What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards!
- Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
- What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They were clubbing!
- Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood or an iron.
- Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
- This is the first time Tiger ever failed to drive 300 yards.
- Apparently Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
- After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.
- Apparently the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife!
Now I feel better!